The TAPING I by. UNDERWAREZ. A phone conversation between a cool pirate, and this 15 year

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[The TAPING I by: UNDERWAREZ.] A phone conversation between a cool pirate, and this 15 year old Spermin' Bermin'/Jeff Spicolli wanna be. :AE: Number? DUMP-STER AE: Dialing: D..U..M..P..S..T..E..R AE: Waiting to connect... : Hello? : Yeah, Is this a board? : Umm.. Ya! My son, the System operator is with his girlfriend. : Daddie! daddie! Is it for me daddie? I can still get my pants on in time! : Oops! He is home..hold.. : Hello? Why are you calling my board? : What? : Oh, I thought this was Strider the Ranger. Damn, I thought he was going to meet me at the movies..SHIT! Never mind that.. anyway, what do you want? : Well, I wanted to suggest some things that may benefit the board, and.... : Hey! My board is totally tubular to my maxi-pad...slip of the tongue...Don't mess with the Digital Dumpster..er..I mean the Digital Dimencum..er..I mean the Digital Dime.....Dimens....... Dimension!!! : Oh... Well, if you feel that way, I'm sorry if I offended you, but I thought it would be a nice addition, if you would make it so that the new users COULD log on to your board, since it says "Oops! System error. Bye.", when they try. : What for? I don't need any new users! Me, and Adam Bomb are the only people in the world that matter in my life, next to Strider and I/0 ErRoR! : Hmmm.... Isn't Adam Bomb a loser? : Can I t..te..tell you a gnarly secret? : Whatever.. Go ahead... : C0oL! Did you know that...er...well...maybe I shouldn't tell you. Nah, you are not stupid, are you? ADAM BOMB and me are..well..er...THE SAME PERSON!!! : Oh Really? That's nice.. Hmmm.. That means that... Ohh.. er... I'm sorry, the dog licked my balls, and it reminded me of how The Gonif was Spermin', and you must..er..must be..... a LOSER!! : Hey, don't pick Spermin' and me! I am not a loser! Just the fact that I have never had a computer, until I purchased this one from Controller doesn't mean that I am a dumbshit, and that I can't program! : Well, I don't really mind about name thing... How about putting in an adventure game? A dungeon perhaps? : How would you do that? You couldn't get 5 people on the line at the same time, so it would never work!! : Well, you could always have the users fight other users or monsters, and then save the results, for a later encounter.... : Hmm... Well...um...wait, Hmm..that might work, but would be a real bitch... : HEY! WHAT DID I HEAR YOU SAY YOU LITTLE PRICK? : Umm..shit.. : HEY! WHAT DID I HEAR YOU SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT? : Geez... : Golly-be-jeepers! I can't talk anymore, my mommie and my brother are cuming in here wearing their bondage clothes again! I will be forced to have torid 3-way anal sex with a shaven Vagabond, and two Spermin look-a-likees, and be forced to spend 5 minutes in John de la Garza pants!!! : Uhhh...Uhh.. Should I call back later? : No, it happens regularly...my mommie's gone now, and my brother, uhh..the what's his name? The rapist...no...The Walk in Killer, will be out tonight, and I have to go with him just to make sure that when he gets his balls licked by the girls, that he doesn't get a hard on... because it wouldn't be fair, if he had fun, while I was just watching his dick..and wishing! : Hmmm.. What is your voice number, since I did call your board, and we've had this LONG conversation.....In which you've told me your life story..... : 714-768-678... Stay tuned for the mystical number one...Oops!..damn! I didn't mean to tell you.....oh well..just don't tell anyone! Okay? Signing off for not the last time to come... -+=*> UNDERWAREZ <*=+- ok..now how do I save this stupid text file? Call The Works BBS - 1600+ Textfiles! - [914]/238-8195 - 300/1200 - Always Open

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