The TAPING I by. UNDERWAREZ. A phone conversation between a cool pirate, and this 15 year
[The TAPING I by: UNDERWAREZ.]
A phone conversation between a cool pirate, and this 15 year old Spermin'
Bermin'/Jeff Spicolli wanna be.
:AE: Number? DUMP-STER
AE: Dialing: D..U..M..P..S..T..E..R
AE: Waiting to connect...
: Yeah, Is this a board?
: Umm.. Ya! My son, the System operator is with his girlfriend.
: Daddie! daddie! Is it for me daddie? I can still get my pants on in time!
: Oops! He is home..hold..
: Hello? Why are you calling my board?
: Oh, I thought this was Strider the Ranger. Damn, I thought he was going to
meet me at the movies..SHIT! Never mind that.. anyway, what do you want?
: Well, I wanted to suggest some things that may benefit the board, and....
: Hey! My board is totally tubular to my maxi-pad...slip of the tongue...Don't
mess with the Digital Dumpster..er..I mean the Digital Dimencum..er..I mean the
Digital Dime.....Dimens....... Dimension!!!
: Oh... Well, if you feel that way, I'm sorry if I offended you, but I thought
it would be a nice addition, if you would make it so that the new users COULD
log on to your board, since it says "Oops! System error. Bye.", when they try.
: What for? I don't need any new users! Me, and Adam Bomb are the only people
in the world that matter in my life, next to Strider and I/0 ErRoR!
: Hmmm.... Isn't Adam Bomb a loser?
: Can I t..te..tell you a gnarly secret?
: Whatever.. Go ahead...
: C0oL! Did you know that...er...well...maybe I shouldn't tell you. Nah, you
are not stupid, are you? ADAM BOMB and me are..well..er...THE SAME PERSON!!!
: Oh Really? That's nice.. Hmmm.. That means that... Ohh.. er... I'm sorry, the dog licked my balls, and
it reminded me of how The Gonif was Spermin', and you must..er..must be.....
: Hey, don't pick Spermin' and me! I am not a loser! Just the fact that I
have never had a computer, until I purchased this one from Controller doesn't mean that I am a dumbshit, and that I can't program!
: Well, I don't really mind about name thing... How about putting in an
adventure game? A dungeon perhaps?
: How would you do that? You couldn't get 5 people on the line at the same
time, so it would never work!!
: Well, you could always have the users
fight other users or monsters, and then save the results, for a later
: Hmm... Well...um...wait, Hmm..that might
work, but would be a real bitch...
: HEY! WHAT DID I HEAR YOU SAY YOU LITTLE PRICK?
: HEY! WHAT DID I HEAR YOU SAY YOU LITTLE SHIT?
: Golly-be-jeepers! I can't talk anymore, my mommie and my brother are cuming
in here wearing their bondage clothes again! I will be forced to have torid
3-way anal sex with a shaven Vagabond, and two Spermin look-a-likees, and be
forced to spend 5 minutes in John de la Garza pants!!!
: Uhhh...Uhh.. Should I call back later?
: No, it happens regularly...my mommie's gone now, and my brother, uhh..the
what's his name? The rapist...no...The Walk in Killer, will be out tonight,
and I have to go with him just to make sure that when he gets his balls licked
by the girls, that he doesn't get a hard on... because it wouldn't be fair, if
he had fun, while I was just watching his dick..and wishing!
: Hmmm.. What is your voice number, since I did call your board, and we've had
this LONG conversation.....In which you've told me your life story.....
Stay tuned for the mystical number one...Oops!..damn! I didn't mean to tell
you.....oh well..just don't tell anyone! Okay?
Signing off for not the last time to come...
-+=*> UNDERWAREZ <*=+-
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