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--- Following message extracted from HOLYSMOKE @ 1:374/14 --- By Christopher Baker on Sat Apr 29 22:34:24 1995 From: Ryan Shaw To: All Date: 28 Apr 95 05:18:23 Subj: why god didn't get tenure WHY GOD DIDN'T GET A TENURE? _________________________________________________________________ 1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't even published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that he created the world, but what has he done since then? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The scientific community has had a hard time replicating his results. 9. He never applied to the ethics board for permission to use human subjects. 10. When one experiment went awry he tried to cover it by drowning his subjects. 11. When subjects didn't behave as predicted, he deleted them from the sample. 12. He rarely came to class, just told students to read the book. 13. Some say he had his son teach the class. 14. He expelled his first two students for learning. 15. Although there were only 10 requirements, most of his students failed his tests. 16. His office hours were infrequent and usually held on a mountain top. _________________________________________________________________ Bogdan R. Kosanovic, Dept. of Electrical Eng., University of Pittsburgh, bogdan@neuronet.pitt.edu ... Dead Gods! Onna Stick! Get 'em while they're hot! --- * Origin: [ Zoo Station ][ Eugene, Oregon] (1:152/67)

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