To: All Msg #176, 07-Sep-93 10:14am Subject: You
From: Kelsey Bjarnason Kill
To: All Msg #176, 07-Sep-93 10:14am
Subject: Your daily chuckle
We've long believed that the fundies were amongst the weirdest people on
the planet. Now there is startling evidence to show that not only are
they not the weirdest people around, they fall short of the mark by at
least three orders of magnitude.
The crystal-weenies are much weirder. I didn't realize HOW much weirder
until, through a bizarre set of circumstances, I ended up cooped up with
one for a while. ("Circles and seeds. That's what it's all about, circles
and seeds. All life is seeds, and they work in circles...")
When I finally got rid of her, she left a few books kicking around. Let
me quote from one of them. Please have your vomit-bags handy.
From "The Spiritual Dimensions of Healing Addictions",
Donna Cunningham, MSW,
"Because of their ability to hold a charge, crystals do take on the energy
around them. They are excellent shields against the vibrations of other
people, so many people wear them whenever they are in crowded, public
places, in emotionally charged atmospheres, or when they do healing work.
However, they need to be cleansed regularly of the vibrations they've
soaked up, or they lose their effectiveness and clarity. When you become
sensitized to them, you'll begin to know when they are tired and in need
of cleansing. They also, as self-preserving living beings, will find a
way to hide from you or get lost altogether if they're being overused or
not cared for properly. (Like other teachers and guides, however, they
may also leave, not because you've abused them, but because you've learned
all they have to teach you). If this sounds like anthropomorphism, wait
until you get to know them better."
Or, if you prefer, the seven steps to "Cleansing Specific Body Parts"
"1. Identify the body part or parts you wish to work on. (One at a time
is best.) Find pictures of that organ and familiarize yourself with
how it works.
2. Place yourself in a bubble. Call on your Core Self to help you, since
it constructed the body and knows exactly how to repair it. Work
until you feel a strong connection.
3. Fill your bubble with a rich orange light. Place your hands over the
area you wish to heal and inhale the light directly into it.
4. Feel the organ itself beging to glow with orange light. Talk to it
and tell it to wake up, that you have stopped taking in the substance
that harmed it, and that you intend to take better care of it in the
future. Express your appreciation for the service it performs for
5. Intensify the light in that organ, visualizing it working perfectly.
6. If you're taking any medication, herb or vitamin to heal it, let your
body know that this substance is a gift from you to help it get well.
(Each time you take in that substance, light up both it and the organ,
reminding your brain and the organ what it is for.)
7. If the digestive system is involved, repeat the process each time you
I leave it to your judgement just how full to make them sick sacks.
* SLMR 2.1a * Give the gift that keep on giving: herpes.
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