From: email@example.com (IMPRINT -- UW's Student Newspaper)
Subject: nothing important
Date: 6 Aug 91 06:58:57 GMT
Organization: University of Waterloo
I was just looking around the office tonight, and I found an old (1960-ish)
copy of the student newspaper. Inside, there was a neat "joke" ad that
could probably make a pretty cool T-shirt.
So, if you're an entrepreneur and want to advertise your atheism, here's
what the text is like:
for information leading to
the apprehension of:
[picture of the holy dude]
Alias: Prince of Peace, Son of God, etc
Dresses poorly, said to be a carpenter by trade,
illnourished, has visionary dreams (may be on marijuna
or LSD). Usually to be found among the unemployed and
vagrant. Dangerous professional agitator. A communist.
Red beard, scars on hands and feet as a result of former
action taken by authorities and respectable citizens,
This man is an enemy of the state. Any citizen
providing information leading to his arrest
will be well rewarded.
I know there are T-shirts of similar format with public figures
one them (I have one with Brian Mulroney, for instance), but I
haven't seen anything like the above. Someone could probably
make some money from it. Just a thought...