DEAR LORD, I'VE BEEN ASKED, NAY COMMANDED, TO THANK THEE FOR THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY BEFORE U

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----------------------------------------------------------------- DEAR LORD, I'VE BEEN ASKED, NAY COMMANDED, TO THANK THEE FOR THE CHRISTMAS TURKEY BEFORE US. A TURKEY WHICH WAS NO DOUBT A LIVELY, INTELLIGENT BIRD... CAPABLE OF ACTUAL AFFECTION... NUZZLING ITS YOUNG WITH ALMOST HUMAN-LIKE COMPASSION. ANYWAY, IT'S DEAD AND WE'RE GONNA EAT IT. PLEASE GIVE OUR RESPECTS TO ITS FAMILY... [scene changes to Milo and turkey alone on the back porch, as the door is closed and LOCKED with an audible "click"] Milo shouts: AMEN! -----------------------------------------------------------------

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