Styx Allum Martin Goldberg Msg #277, 24-Feb-93 10:18pm
Martin Goldberg Msg #277, 24-Feb-93 10:18pm
> RS> myth created by men in rebellion to God.
> I hate to say this Ron, but you have no idea of what you are talking
> about. I think you are a fool.
Trust your instincts, Martin. ;-)
"Can god make a head so hard that it can't crack?"
Hey, didja hear about the new jesoid puppets (marionettes)
available from RonCo? They're called "String fellows".
You just pull their strings to Rev 'em up.
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Silencer of the lambs. (1:152/20)
Fredric Rice Msg #278, 24-Feb-93 10:41pm
Satan gets me on the 24'th
> On the 24'th, Satan will finally get me. I'll not be going to the
> christian version of "hell," however. I'll be going to Hollands
> version -- Holland, in fact
Translated: You'll be in dutch without us. ;-)
> (I'll sample the female life and report back when I return.)
Wooden shoe know it... some little boy sticks his finger in a dike,
and saves a hole cuntry. Dam. Can't spell write tonite.
Maybe one of them dutch Christian girls will Rotterdam brain
until the wind mills through the flatlands that lie below.
That would be enough to make any little boy blue. ;-)
That's enough dam punishment fern now. Vaya sin dios.
A_DIOS for now, Fred. "Give'em hell!"
> "Listen, god damn it. You can't do that..." -- Clinton
Sure. Let's see him say that to Hillary! If he did, there would
be both blood AND Gore in the White House.
--- WindMail 666
Never NetherLand. Hamster Dam = Beaver Pile. (1:152/20)
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