From: Steve Rose
with: Jesse C. Jones
Location: FidoNet's HOLYSMOKE
JCJ> instead follow the Risen Christ.
<< BONG! >>
Ummmmmm! That's the signal, gang! Time for another piping hot
plate of fresh risen Hot Christ Buns! Umm...mmmm! Just look at
those mouth-watering pastries. Our special slooooow-riiiiise recipie
takes our kitchens three whole days to prepare. But it's worth
every melt-in-your-mouth bite! Just slow bake them outdoors on
our special wooden skewers. Three provided in every box.
How do you know when they are done? Use our special spear (included)
to poke their sides to test for flakey tenderness! And there lies
the sweet suprise! Hot icing inside! Yes...flowing gobs of icing
oooozes out with each probing. In no time, you'll have the sweetest
cinnamon buns you have ever tasted!
Eat them plain...or have them with your favorite Frosted Fundy Flakes
cereal, fresh squeezed Orange Jews and hot Mormon coffee with fresh
Star Goat cream...for a complete and tasty nutritional breakfast!
Enjoy them today!