To: Paul Boyer Msg #433, 31-Aug-93 04:36pm Subject: Lio
From: Sean McCullough Kill
To: Paul Boyer Msg #433, 31-Aug-93 04:36pm
Subject: Lion Feeding
Salve, Paulo!! Benevolentiae!!
You were saying:
> I take my pet lion to church every Sunday. He has to eat!
You must not be very fond of your Lion.
Don't you know that a steady diet of Christogrovellers is VERY BAD for
Lions?? It's what's to those Lions what a diet of pure cholesterol would be
to a human!!
Lions need to eat humans with Brains, Backbone, Chutzpah, and Education to
remain healthy!! Christogrovellers do NOT possess these vital nutrients!!
You better get with the stick, Paul. Purita Lion Chow, available at better
feed and tack stores throughout the Imperium Romanum and at selected Silk
Road exit stations, is made from only the finest and most healthy Pagan
Gladiatorial Slaves, killed honorably in armed combat Games sanctified to a
RESPECTABLE Deity/ies, and instantaneously transported fresh to our modern
processing facilities nearby to every major Colisseum where such Games
occur!! Fresh, stable, and PACKED with nutrients, Purita Lion Chow is really
the very BEST food for your Lions' maintenance and health!
Once you have your Lion on Purita, an occasional treat of a few
Christogrovellers won't hurt your Lion. But don't rely on Christoids for
basic nutrition -- it's just NOT good for 'em!!!
(-: <*> :-)
atarACKsia -- Sean
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