From: Sean McCullough
To: Questor Thews 02-Jul-93 11:22pm
Subject: Gay obituary
QT> Thank you. It's true; the gay community HAS been ravaged by
QT> AIDS. The people like Paul Blowdryer that like to think that
QT> this is some reason to gloat or form a scapegoat alliance can
QT> check in at HellGate number three.
[Sean steps to door]
Hello........who might you be??
Jesus........and I'm PISSED.
Sean: Yeah, I DID notice that cat o' nine-tails in your hand
Jesus: It's what I used LAST time, when Jews forgot the messages of
*compassion* in the Torah. Now it's my *alleged* followers who are
doing it....gloating over gay men dying of AIDS, sneering at the
homeless....the HOMELESS!!??!!!!!!!!!! *I* was homeless when I
was last here.....idiots!!
[Brilliant blue-white hot force field sets Sean's printer-paper on
[Printer paper re-appears]
Jesus: Sorry 'bout that......it just has me pissed off.....
Sean: Hey, dude, I got a better deal for you. Toke on this herbal
cigarette a few while I go visit a neighbor for a minute, be right
[Sean returns with a longish brown paper package in his hand]
Sean: Here you go, Jesus. It's what we use today rather than a whip.
It's called an Uzi.....made by good kosher Jewish kids back in the
old country. Here's how you use it.......
According to their holy books, Jesus is going to return someday and
set the world to rights and justice. (My money's on Arthur and Merlin,
myself.) But, just assuming for argument (and comedy)s' sakes that
Jesus is in fact all that his followers crack him up to be......I
dunno about you, Questor, but if and when the scenario I just
described above occurs.........
....I would NOT want to be in the position of the Zach Webbs and the
Paul Dryasdusts..........!!! -- ataraxia -- Sean