Jesus, Moses and an elderly gentleman were playing golf. Jesus steps up to the tee, swings
Jesus, Moses and an elderly gentleman were playing golf.
Jesus steps up to the tee, swings, and hits the ball onto the water.
Jesus walks out onto the water and knocks the ball into the hole.
Moses steps up to the tee, swings, and hits the ball into the
water. Moses walks up, parts the water and hits the ball into the
hole. The elderly gentleman steps up to the tee, swings, hits the ball
into the water, it hits a turtle, bounces in the air, a bird catches it,
drops it into the tree, a squirrel pushes it out of the tree, it
bounces on the ground and a rabbit pushes it into the hole. Jesus
says, "Come on dad, are you going to mess around or play golf?"
Jesus, Moses, and St. Peter were all golfing. All three teed off and
were blessed with shots that landed on the green. St. Peter approached
the ball for his second shot, and Jesus said, "A nine iron? You really
oughtta use a five iron." So, St. Peter switched to a five iron and
sliced the shot badly into the woods. Grumbling, he wandered off to
find the ball. Next, Moses approached for his second shot. "A nine
iron, too? You really should use a wood" came a voice behind him.
Moses sighed, pulled out a wood and sliced badly into the trees.
Grumbling, he too wandered off to find his ball. In the woods he met
St. Peter, still hunting for his. Moses walked up to St. Peter and
said, "That guy drives me crazy. Are you sure that's Jesus?" St. Peter
looked at him and said, "Yeah, it's Jesus...but He thinks He's Arnold
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