From: Styx Allum
To: Russ Lopez 13-Sep-93 11:46pm
Subject: Corn flakes
Try 'em again, for the first time.
Be a born again consumer of scientifically cultivated foodstuffs.
Did God invent "Grape Nuts"?
If so, where are the grapes, and where are the nuts?
Halo? Ees statue?
Hey, it's corny... it's flakey.
Maybe they should have been called "Fundy Flakes".
No wonder some prefer the sugar-coated variety.
New! Holy Nuts and Oh's!
High in fiber.
What ain't fruits & nuts... is flakes.
Sold by weight, not by volume or air content.
Some unsettling of contents may have occured during inspection.
Open other end.
No artifical ingredients needed. It's naturally artificial.
Try some today, 'cus mental floss prevents moral decay.
You can leggo my eggo... but keep your hands off my Holy Nuts
* Origin: No dumber than acid wash. (1:152/20)