One beautiful spring Sunday, Father O'Malley took a walk trough the park. The Sun was shin
One beautiful spring Sunday, Father O'Malley took a walk trough the park.
The Sun was shining, the skies were blue, the flowers were blooming in
rainbow colors... and everything was merry.
Father O'Malley saw a little girl playing with her puppy. With a friendly
smile on his face, he approached the cute kid:
"What is your name, my dear child?"
"Blossom," the girl replied, her blue eyes widely open.
"That is such a beautiful name! How did you get it?" Father O'Malley asked,
admiring the child's innocence.
"While my mother was praying to God to give her a little daughter, a
blossom fell on her hair. So she said she would call her daughter Blossom."
"How beautiful that God was so good to your mother" - exclaimed Father
O'Malley in delight - "and what is your puppy's name?"
"Porkey." Said the girl in her cute voice.
"And how did he get that name?"
"He likes to fuck pigs."
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