Paul Hogan walks into a public house in Sydney with a 25'
Australian crocodile on a chain, and says to the bartender:
"Evenin, Mate! Do you serve Christians 'ere?"
"Why certainly, no problem at all!" replies the bartender.
"Great!" says Hogan, "I'll 'ave two fer me crock, an' a pint
o' ale fer me'self!"