TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS 1. No one will kill you for NOT drinking bee

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TOP TEN REASONS WHY BEER IS BETTER THAN JESUS 1. No one will kill you for NOT drinking beer. 2. Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex. 3. Beer has never caused a major war. 4. They don't force beer on minors who can't think for themselves. 5. When you have a beer, you don't knock on peoples' doors trying to give it away. 6. Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, banged, or tortured over his brand of beer. 7. You don't have to wait 2000-plus years for a second beer. 8. There are laws saying beer labels can't lie to you. 9. You can prove you have a beer. 10. If you devoted your life to beer, there are groups to help you stop. *********************************************************************** * * * American Atheists website: http://www.atheists.org * * PO Box 140195 FTP: ftp://ftp.atheists.org * * Austin, TX 78714-0195 * * Voice: (512) 458-1244 Dial-THE-ATHEIST: * * FAX: (512) 467-9525 (512) 458-5731 * * * * Atheist Viewpoint TV: avtv@atheists.org * * Info on American Atheists: info@atheists.org, * * & American Atheist Press include your name and mailing address * * AANEWS -Free subscription: aanews-request@listserv.atheists.org * * and put "info aanews" in message body * * * * This text may be freely downloaded, reprinted, and/other * * otherwise redistributed, provided appropriate point of * * origin credit is given to American Atheists. * * * ***********************************************************************

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