- ECCLESIASTICAL PROCLAMATION - WHEREAS Mammas are the heart and soul, ah yes, even the -

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- ECCLESIASTICAL PROCLAMATION - - - - WHEREAS Mammas are the heart and soul, ah yes, even the - food and drink of this great land and its fine, - fine people, and - - WHEREAS tis true the only day we set aside for those - dear, noble women we call Mamma has become a - commercial travesty and there is not another day, - no, not one atall, to remember the love and - devotion of our sweet, sweet Mammas, and - - WHEREAS no other love is as enduring, as endearing, as - profound, as sweet as a Mamma's love as she - snuggles her comfy, oh so comfy little baby, and - - WHEREAS our Mammas' love is sweet yet full of strong, - strong iron so like our beloved Louisiana grown - sugar cane Molasses, and - - WHEREAS the First Saturday after the First Full Moon after - the Autumnal Equinox is the beginning of the - season of cane from which that fine, nutritious - and delicious Molasses, so like our sweet little - Mammas, is made, now - - THEREFORE LET IT BE RESOLVED that the First Saturday after - the First Full Moon after the Autumnal Equinox be - be proclaimed and known as MAMMAS AND MOLASSES - SATURDAY (or M&MS for short) and let it be celebrated - in those joyous rites which increase the flow of - Mammas and their Molasses. - - - Wherefore I have set my mark and caused - to be affixed the seal of the Holy Order - Le Societe' de la Boll Weevil - on this 16th day of December, 1990. - - - - (signed) - - Angel Liz Wilhite, A.Ph.D. - Sunday, December 16, 1990 - -ATTEST: - - Angel Liz Wilhite - Jeanne' Re Montandon - Taylor Caffery

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