So We Want a Baby --
And it ain't happening, you know. So I get this doctor's
appointment and you know I hate clinics. And they have to get
this SPERM sample, so I'm given this jar and the nurse shows me
to a small room and hands me a magazine. Yeah, right, and I'm
in there for HOURS...
So, you know, I wear out my right arm, and I wear out my left
arm, and I'm running warm water on it, and beating it against
the sink... and I just can't the lid off that jar !